[Wardrobe] The 5 Trends You Should Have Skipped

Before I write the next post about the current trend I am BEGGING y’all not to fall into, let me do a recap of a couple trends that you may have thought were in your best interest at first, but ultimately left you lookin…well… just like everyone else. I’m gonna be transparent with you- a lot of my opting out of trends is because I spend as much time as I possibly can on my couch and I don’t have some type of email subscription to what the hell everyone else is wearing. Also, if I were to buy in I couldn’t trust myself to stop before it ended! So this post isn’t saying us non-trendy people are better than you, its just saying SAVE YOURSELVES PEOPLE. It’s your glo up. Not the collective glo up of everyone aged 16-27. Try something different.

Just to validate my opinions, things I did not buy into (memes & photos for reference):

  • Buying adidas sneakers (originals, stan smith, really any at all)

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  • Over lining your lips- I don’t have huge lips, so trust me it was hard not to bite. But here’s the thing. Not only do I lack the skills to do it well, even those of you who are doing it infinitely better than I ever could still look like you are well… over lining your lips! There is no one fooled in this game. Do it for the gram 100%, but I couldn’t work up the nerve to take it outside.

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  • Wearing chokers- or strings, belts, shoelaces…you guys KNOW that shit got way out of hand

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  • Mock neck crop tops. This one KILLED ME. Oh, and don’t even TELL me that on top of everything the damn mock neck crop top was long sleeved. Girl r u cold? R u hot? U thought scarf and full turtleneck and thought… “Nah.” ? Trust me I looveeeed mock neck. BUT WHY. R U SHOWING. YOUR TUMMY. I think part of why I was so against this one is that it was blowing up in winterSo I knew you all were cold and just playin’ games trying to look cute. Only exception is workout gear! Napkins are life, and we will go to any length to validate them.

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*blood pressure rises*

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GAAAAAAAAH THIS IS A TRIPLE OFFENDER! CHOKER, MOCK NECK LONG SLEEVE CROP, AND THE DAMN COLD SHOULDERS!!!! (Topic of next post)

want to call these acceptable…. like if someone gave me the grey one I would definitely wear it but probably once the rest of my clothes were dirty.

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And finally,

  • Highlighting like you in the middle of the damn ocean and the search party overhead lookin for ya

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k now im playin around but u KNO what im talking about.

Side note- found this pic on the internet…

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tune in for the next segment and keep those cards in your wallet until then!!!!

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